Caption competition time

I like to theme my blog and this week it's all about captions. The twist is that there is a challenge that goes with it. If you think you can write a better caption then mine please use the comments box below. I will helpfully number them so you can make sure I know which one you are replacing.

1. Were they trying to tell me something?

2. Fly away home

3. A bug's life

4. As bald as a coot (the phrase is supposed to be based on the white patch on a coot's head)

4. Ohhhh..Jay

5. Three shades of ..grey

My first sighting and shots of a Grey Wagtail

6. Light and Shade

7. I really ought to start using that anti-ageing cream

8. No caption

(You may be braver than me)

9. Bye bye Blackbird

10. Who's a handsome chap?

So over to you